January 21, 2010

Indiana Jones Rocks While Spider-Man Swings

Among theme park enthusiasts, professionals and fans alike, an ongoing debate concerns Disneyland's Indiana Jones Adventure versus Universals' Islands of Adventure and The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man. Which is truly superior and state of the art? (At least this is the debate until Harry Potter's attraction opens featuring the use of the kuka arm technology!)

Both attractions are absolutely stunning! Indy's wow factor begins at its magnificent entrance, whereas Spider-Man's cardboard building belies the incredible journey within. Once on board the vehicles, however, things even out pretty well- and the choice of superiority is mostly based on which fictional character and story seems to reasonate best with the rider.

Disney has let the effects inside Indy default to a poor state, and the advertised endless possible combinations of show has gone by the wayside. Islands of Adventure is also in a poor state. Universal has let the entire park become faded and full of broken effects- although I am hoping things get a quick refreshing before Harry Potter makes his debut.

In many ways, Potter's presence is a restart of the park just as California Adventure 2.0 gives the Disney suits one last chance to convince us that the second gate in Anaheim is worth the money that could be spent to go to its older sibling. Both companies get one last chance to do it right.

I'll say this much: should "Potterland" deserve its accolades and the entire park gets in full working order, I could be passing by another day at a Disney park for one at Islands of Adventure. Disney's Animal Kingdom needs something new to pull me in, and the Disney's Hollywood Studios just need help with some fresh shows to replace the old and new attractions beyond the ones currently there. In this household, Epcot and the Magic Kingdom are still bread and butter for each visit.

Now, should Indy eventually make his way to Florida in a new adventure, I'd just have to give up Harry and his wizards to see it!
(Concept art copyright The Walt Disney Company and Universal Creative, respectively.)

January 20, 2010

Kodak Moment: Far Away in Oregon

The family has expanded and aged, and the thought of seeing us all together in Oregon circa 1993 makes me a little melancholy. Time goes so quickly, doesn't it?

January 19, 2010

Rod Stewart's Soulbook Lacks

In spite of a few wonderful cuts, Rod Stewart's excursion in 60s Motown territory is a bust. Rod's vocals lack depth, the song choices are mostly uninspired, and the production lacks spark. Like his Songbook collections from the past, there are guest artists (including Mary J. Blige and Jennifer Hudson) aplenty to push things along. Unfortunately, they add nothing to the ride.


Highlights: My Cherie Amour, the Stevie Wonder ode to young love given a very warm harmonica treatment, as well as a wistful reading by Rod. The other bright spot is the closer. The Temptations' Just My Imagination. When it first came on, I exclaimed "This was what I was waiting for!" The arrangement mainly sticks to the original and the result is charming and soulful. Exactly what everything else on this disc is lacking.

(If you're looking for something similar but much better, check out Michael McDonald's discs like Soul Speak, Motown, and Motown 2. Stronger performances, better arrangements- just richer.)

January 18, 2010

California Adventure's Holding Pattern

Like Tower of Terror before it, Toy Story Midway Mania did not bring in the bump in attendance the suits were looking for at California Adventure. In some ways, this disappointment was exactly what was needed to put the one billion dollar expansion plan into effect.

Early signs have suggested that budget cuts have already affected the project. Paradise Pier remains a half-baked job with one side boasting the beautiful housing for Toy Story Midway Mania and the renewed Games of the Boardwalk, but the side closest to the Maliboomer remains as ugly as at opening. That equally ugly Orange Stinger is giving way to another version of the same ride, and Mickey's Fun Wheel is no more attractive than its earlier incarnation.

Once World of Color starts thrilling guests, Ariel and friends will open a year later and then the crew from Pixar's Cars joins the California Adventure lineup. Along with the enhanced entryway, this set of new additions and changes will bring Disney's plan of Phase One to completion.

What's up next? A holding pattern. The wait and see game begins.

Think about Disneyland after the opening of Indiana Jones Adventure. After the debut in the mid-90s, Disney opened very little until the new Tomorrowland. Even that project was mostly a paint/snow job with not much of interest other than retro touches that made the area look interesting but the substance was hollow. This same playbook will be used with California Adventure. You can almost bet on it.

What about the famous Phase Two for the second Anaheim park? Whatever has been speculated for Phase Two of this park's revitalization has been quietly downplayed. Even sharp eared, well informed folks like Al Lutz over at MiceAge have nothing to share. Could it be that success for the first phase will mean minimal future effort and cash for the future? Will it take a resounding lack of consumer confidence in the park- similar to the "ho-hum" response to Tower of Terror- to make the suits cough up the cash for an additional expansion? Or will Disney throw up its hands and allow DCA to remain a poor second option at the Disneyland Resort?

My money is on the latter. Turnstiles will certainly spin for rides on Mermaid and Radiator Springs Racers, but resort guests will most likely return quickly back to "Walt's park" for the classics. Could I be wrong? I hope I am- but one thing is for certain. Disney has learned a hard lesson with California Adventure. Their fans won't let the company rest on past glories.

January 16, 2010

Disney and More's Villain Encounter

Alain Littaye's Disney and More continues to be an amazing blog! Go there now and see some incredible art, videos, and new information. Including a great looking stage show for the Disney Cruise Line. Now that is what belongs in California Adventure 2.0!

(Concept art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)

January 15, 2010

Dearly Beloved

Check out the latest issue of People magazine. Our friends Karin and Chris are on page 76. The US Airways flight 1549 survivors have been mighty busy since the miracle on the Hudson- and I had the pleasure of performing their wedding on New Year's Eve! Congratulations to the newlyweds!

Pat Robertson's Stupidity

This kind of thing just really ticks me off! Even if Pat Robertson can prove this- and I doubt it- what a heartless thing to say with regards to the Haiti earthquake:

"They were under the heel of the French ... and they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you'll get us free from the French'...True story. And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' They kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got themselves free. Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

Yet, I say stupid things too often as it is. Don't we all react at times without thinking? God forgive Pat Robertson and forgive me. Help my words be yours.

If you want to help in this crisis, go here.

Shipwrecked!

Disney did it to the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise. The suits did it by building California Adventure 1.0. Corporations succumb, fueled on by shareholder's greed and desire for more money. Celebrities do it to themselves by believing their own press. And we are no less capable of it: we shipwreck our lives and goals by stupid choices made for multiple reasons.

Sometimes, it is just our desire for instant gratification. We throw away valuable relationships as lust overtakes us, leaving broken hearts and families. We indulge in excess drink, food, and sex, looking for what will satisfy the loneliness inside, yet leaving us emptier than before. We desert our faith when the going gets rough. We opt for the easy way out instead of choosing to live with integrity. We lie because it hurts too much to tell the truth, especially to ourselves. It's the human condition, the broken nature of each of us. It just gets expressed differently, doesn't it?
The great Apostle Paul warns his young charge Timothy to stand firm in the faith, and in doing so, surviving life:

"Timothy, my son, I give you this instruction in keeping with the prophecies once made about you, so that by following them you might fight the good fight, holding on to faith and a good conscience. Some have rejected these and so have shipwrecked their faith." I Timothy 1:19

Do you remember the things that are true about you and about God when times are hard? This is one way to stay strong and not give in to destructive thoughts and disastrous behaviors. Choose obedience to what and Who you know is right. Jesus is always there for us, but in order to see Him at work in our life situations, we must submit to his ways instead of our own. This is trust; this is faith in action.

Let me encourage you. Just persevere. It is much easier to press into hardship now than to try to clean up a bigger mess later by choosing to avoid it and doing something stupid. Pay the price now and you'll reap the rewards later.

January 14, 2010

Legend of the Forbidden Mountain: Expedition Everest

Many times, good things do come in small packages!
At the exit of the thrilling Expedition Everest attraction at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom, riders are deposited into the expected souvenir shop. Amidst all the yeti plush and keychains is a little gem of a book with a very long title: Expedition Everest, Legend of the Forbidden Mountain, the Journey Begins. It's a limited edition book well worth the search.

Inside, you'll find the story of the development of the attraction, including Imagineer Joe Rohde and his team's own expedition to Asia to study the area, the legend and the local lore. There's plenty of photographs, study notes and observations- and much concept art and sketches you won't find anywhere else.

As you will discover, this little book is chock full of interesting tidbits. It even includes detail on paint colors chosen when building the village surrounding the attraction!

On your next trip out to take a spin on the tea trains of Asia, take a look and hunt down your own copy of this book. Even though the printing was limited to ten thousand, a few copies still exist- at least last time I checked. Well worth your time and the $6.95 to snag one.
(Concept art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)

January 13, 2010

Design Detail: Disney's Hollywood Studios

When it comes to follow through, Disney's Hollywood Studios is a justified target. The suits have hamstringed the park with a poor layout, tired theater shows, a minimal attraction count, and a cut rate version of Disneyland's Fantasmic!

However, when you measure design detail, the park is a stunning example of what can be done. Look at my photograph above. Even though it is a jumbled mess itself, when viewed up close, the abundance of artistic touches astounds. Soundstages aside, this is consistent thoughout the park. Detail that pleases the eye and kills the time while waiting for Toy Story Midway Mania!
(Photo copyright Mark Taft.)

January 11, 2010

The Princess and the Avatar

Don't be fooled by the marketing: James Cameron's "Avatar" is the true fairy tale here. Princess Tiana may be kissing frogs to help make dreams eventually come true- but she does it knowing hard work, faith, and integrity must match a good strong mind to get the job done. That is the real truth.

Avatar pushes a strong and disturbing political agenda behind those beautiful images on the screen. Its fantasy world is beautiful to see, but it is just that: an extreme fantasy with nary a shred of truth behind it. Additionally, the movie's animist worldview diminishes the uniqueness of man versus God's creation, making the movie a total waste of time and money.
(Art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)

January 8, 2010

Friends and Food

I think the shock on my friends face as he sees the size of his burger is priceless.

(Photo by Mark Taft.)

Disney's Animal Kingdom: A True-Life Adventure (Part Five)

Editor's Note: Today, I continue with Part 5 of the popular series on the creation, trials, (trails?) and tribulations of Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park. For newer readers, Part One of this popular series begins here. In this segment, we continue with our opening day exploration of the park, contrasting it to the original plans and to Disney's other three Florida parks.

Disney's fourth major theme park in Florida, Disney's Animal Kingdom, is a delight to behold. Visually stunning, the place also starts by significantly departing from standard Disney theme park design. Multiple paths meet visitors beyond the entrance gates instead of a single walkway to a central point. The abundance of flora and fauna overwhelms and surprises, setting the pace for the day. The emphasis is on nature and animals, not man, his world or his culture.

The park's icon is the magnificent Tree of Life, another instant masterpiece from the Disney Imagineers. As with Epcot's Spaceship Earth, guests just stand and stare upon discovering it. It is a good thing the Tree is spectacular. Truth be told, other than The Tree of Life and the animals themselves, there wasn't much to photograph at this park upon opening. Budget cuts were obvious throughout the park, effecting the length of stay and the overall satisfaction of park guests. While the extensive plant life created the appropriate mood for the park, it also created limited sight lines and one consistently green (and some would say boring) backdrop. Beyond Safari Village, the other lands had a minimal number of attractions and structures. One entire area, Asia, was incomplete and set for a later opening date.

Even the magnificent Tree of Life was not left unscathed by budget reductions. Instead of an attraction of noteworthy significance, housed inside its stunning architecture is a 3D film themed to the upcoming Pixar release "A Bug's Life".

Such obvious shortcomings aside, Disney's Animal Kingdom is in many ways the perfect fourth park for the vacationing guest. After a few days of touring the busier, more established parks, a day at Animal Kingdom seems an oasis of calm and serenity. The pace is slower, the touring more casual, and the overall effect very relaxing. However, in contrast to its laid back presentation, the newest the park is also unexpectedly serious in tone and controversial upon closer inspection. Along with perceptions this is "Disney's Zoo", this makes Animal Kingdom a difficult park to market to both first time and returning guests.

Top: the gorgeous Tree of Life.
Above: an unused concept for Oasis Gardens.

Where Florida's Magic Kingdom sells fairy tales, and Disney's Hollywood Studios promotes the company's latest films, Animal Kingdom is different and more akin to Epcot. This park is fun, but it is unmistakably a thinking man's park. The difference? Where Epcot challenges us to advance through human knowledge and excellence, Animal Kingdom purports humans as equal animals and to the world he inhabits, essentially degrading man from his rightful place as steward of God's creation.

That said, like its predecessors, the Animal Kingdom theme park is first and foremost a business venture, so it is designed to appeal to the masses. Business needs and financial expectations demanded it. One of Disney's best storytelling tools involves playing with the emotions of its fans, and the universal appeal of animal life and how it is presented succeeds in drawing us in. Taking turns, guest encounters with the park's habitants are charming, fascinating, thrilling, and even scary.

Disney's WILD Animal Kingdom- until copyright issues got in the way!

The emotional connection with its audience goes even deeper than appealing to our love for animals. At this park, varying worldviews and spiritualities are foundational elements promoted by Disney’s attention to detail in storytelling- very new for Disney, a very bold risk. All this is done extremely carefully as to not offend anyone and gain bad publicity or lose the financial rewards associated with an enjoyable experience, so Disney shrewdly straddles the lines between man as guardian and steward of creation with man as equal with the rest of creation, an important distinction.

Above, an alternate concept for the Tree of Life and the park entrance.

The designers and creators of the park took their jobs and their mission seriously. The Oasis area was once named Genesis Gardens during the planning stages, with the Tree of Life a direct reference found in the holy books of all three major religions. In these books, Man and woman were created by God and placed in this beautiful garden. In the center stood the Tree of Life and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. It is only when the first couple disobey God and eat of the forbidden fruit that they are banished from this paradise- and must await a savior for their sin of disobedience.

With Disney's version of this Garden of Eden, guests have a chance to return to this glorious place, and they rarely are disappointed. The Imagineer’s creation here attempts to mimick God's Earthly creation. Like the creation it imitates, Animal Kingdom is masterfully done with a loving and intentional hand. Under the lead of Master Imagineer Joe Rohde, the environment the they designed does not fail in creating the most beautiful place they have ever conceived. This setting for the park is satisfying to the soul!

Photograph courtesy Main Street Gazette

However, in this Eden, man may return to favor by harmoniously blending with his surroundings. The concept of Gaia is the realm of belief in this kingdom; the Earth as a seen as a single living creature, able to sustain life on its own. Heady stuff for a theme park. Yet, it is all presented so well, so warmly, so convincingly, that it is easy to forget Disney is teaching theology here- and one that is in direct opposition to the beliefs of many of its guests.

Walking a thin line between offending paying guests by proclaiming (or should we say subtly teaching) earth worship theology (sometimes not so subtle- see photo above), Disney Imagineers and planners have embraced the new age/old school pagan philosophies. This is directly in opposition to the classic Judeo-Christian teachings, showing those truths as real for today as when they were written: "For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities- his eternal power and divine nature- have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse...They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator- who is forever praised."

Although this park does educate in worldview, when it entertains, it does so spectacularly! No where else is this done so elegantly as in the Africa section of the park, beginning with the ultra-realistic Harambe village and its premier attraction , Kilimanjaro Safaris. The village is alive with musicians and other townspeople; the area sporting realistic shops and restaurants. Instead of the playful and romanticized Adventureland, Animal Kingdom's Africa is quite authentic.

Since park opening in 1998 (and to this day), this stunning safari experience is the centerpiece of the park. It begins on the jeeps found in the farthest reaching section of land. This is the not-to-be-missed attraction- some would say in the whole of Walt Disney World- and one that succeeds in giving the guests more wildlife encounters than expected. The atmosphere convincingly transports riders to the Dark Continent and leaves them with the truly important message of conservation and animal care as they depart.


Departing from the safari jeeps, visitors journey onto the Gorilla Falls Exploration Trail on their way back to the village of Harambe. In this verdant valley, a troop of incredible creatures roam freely within yards of the path. Other animals are encountered and presented in a way which makes watching them fascinating. Down thre road, an excursion aboard the Wildlife Express train to Conservation Station, Disney's behind the scenes visitor center, impresses with their animal care. This small behind-the-scenes facility is part Epcot style Future World pavilion and part animal hospital.

Although guests are temporarily removed from the park magic by being able to look at the zoo's structures, the payoff is the ability to watch zoologists at work and to speak with experts in the field.

Above- the unrealized plan for a very lengthy rapids attraction.

Moving on down the way from Africa, the Flights of Wonder bird show is found at the outpost of the soon to open Asia section of the park. In a few months from opening, when guests can enter the village, they’ll discover another exploration trail revealing tigers, bats, and komodo dragons as well as an exciting but very brief white water rapid ride. The Imagineers had planned something much longer and more extravagant, but the money needed to complete the entire adventure fell by the wayside.

By 2000, Countdown had changed its name to the generic "Dinosaur",
and the quickly designed Jubilee was not yet extinct.
Photo from DiscoveryRiverBoats.com

Having completed the tour of the areas celebrating real animals, opening day guests also ventured to Dinoland, U.S.A., seeking encounters with those creatures prehistoric and extinct. Countdown to Extinction, a time machine journey gone awry, is the central attraction here. 

Hosted in a facility designed to resemble a museum of natural history, Countdown is a fast-paced, loud, and quite scary adventure. Riders board a time machine vehicle to race against time and save a dinosaur before a fatal meteor shower that threatens to destroy.

The layout of the track is an exact copy of the extremely popular and cutting edge Indiana Jones Adventure in Disneyland, a concession to rising costs associated with building Animal Kingdom. Competitively, it is a direct answer to the Jurassic Park attractions planned at Universal’s Islands of Adventure.

Above concept art of Excavator courtesy Disney and More.

The extinct Excavator coaster.
Finished off due to an Indy knockoff and soaring budgets.

Even this seemingly innocent science fiction time travel adventure reinforces an evolutionary focused theory that dinosaurs were destroyed by a meteor storm, compared to the great flood that many creation believing scientists think accomplished the same end result. Regardless, it is a large scale thrilling encounter, an "E" ticket not soon to be forgotten. Aside from the prehistoric botanical gardens, an imaginative child’s playground, and a stage show based on The Jungle Book, not much is found here as the planned Excavator coaster (above) fell also prey to additional budget cuts.

On the opposite side of the Tree of Life, Camp Minnie-Mickey concludes our journey of Animal Kingdom at opening. This land was originally planned as Beastly Kingdom (or Kingdomme), bringing the fantasy element of the park. Focusing on dragons, unicorns, griffins, and other creatures of the imagination, dwindling budgets aborted the plan. Eventually, character greeting kiosks replaced the plans and transformed into an entire land.

Even in this backwoods Fantasyland, philosophy and theology exist hand in hand with entertainment. A small stage show with North American animals starring Pocohontas and Grandmother Willow, is enjoyable, yet sports a strong animist worldview, teaching nature itself possesses a soul. Once more, these are quite intellectual concepts for a theme park- and ones again in opposition to Judeo-Christian beliefs of many of the park's guests.

The major revue, and some would say the best theater presentation in the park, is the misplaced The Festival of the Lion King, a highly energetic show with gifted performers featuring recycled floats from of an old Disneyland parade. It is a deserving crowd favorite and a fitting way to end the day.

As we will discover in the next part of the series, park guests were less than enthusiastic, branding the park a half day experience. Visitors also viewed the park a nothing more than a fancy zoo. Disney Imagineering, advertising and accounting had a big problem on their hands. Animal Kingdom wasn't nearly the public disaster of the soon-coming California Adventure at Disneyland or the awful Walt Disney Studios in Paris, but it had its own share of difficulties- and visitor numbers continued to decrease year after year. What did the Walt Disney Company choose to do? Stay tuned for Part 6...

(Concept art and top photo copyright The Walt Disney Company. All other photos copyright Mark Taft.)

January 7, 2010

The American Riviera: Santa Barbara

Editor's Note: Remember, "Disney's Animal Kingdom: A True-Life Adventure (Part Five)" arrives tomorrow!

Few Californians would argue that Santa Barbara is one of the most beautiful of the state's coastline towns. And for good reason!

From the Mission (top photo) to the courthouse tower (above and the second one below), the city remains an enchanting mix of old world Mediterranean styles with up-to-date California flair.

Our recent trip was the first visit to the city in about a decade. We'd driven through during a family reunion a few years back, but this trip, we had a chance to stop in, spend the night and enjoy the pleasures of the place.



As the family's renowned Disney geek, it was a given I would spend a day at the Disneyland Resort enjoying both Disneyland, California Adventure, and Downtown Disney. As a beach lover, a stop to this town fit in perfectly following my previous daytime excursion to the beaches of Newport, Laguna, Dana Point and Capistrano.




Santa Barbara touts itself as the American Riviera- a claim that holds up! The cafes, fine restaurants, and beautiful pedestrian areas create an environment similar to the resorts of southern France and the northwest towns in Italy. I'm not the greatest photographer, but what you see hasn't been touched up a bit- and it is still beautiful.

My wife graduated from nearby UCSB, University of California Santa Barbara. Of course, she was a student with little time or money to play, but we have certainly tried to make up for that with each visit!
(Photos copyright Mark Taft.)

January 6, 2010

Walt Disney the Dad

Tim over at Vintage Disneyland Tickets offers yet another great post- this time by Diane Miller about her famous father. Heartwarming. Go here now. Really! (Watch for my Animal Kingdom post this week- Part 5 is on the way!)