October 16, 2022

Damaged Epcot

Epcot is broken, and not even the cast of every Marvel movie can save it- Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind won't do it and neither will Remy's Ratatouille Adventure. Yes, there's finally new attractions to be found, but there's also too much construction lasting for years now. Universal Orlando Resort is making headway. Epic Universe is coming faster than Bob Chapek can imagine ("Can he imagine too? they ask.) Everything they've built of late- from Velocicoaster to Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure- is proving massively successful. Universal now inhabits two of the top five parks in the United States based on attendance. Gaining by the millions, actually. Now holding positions two and three after the Magic Kingdom. Disney holds a lackluster D23, making it a relative laughing stock in the industry, akin to the disaster that was California Adventure in 2001. Can someone- anyone- wake up at The Walt Disney Company before its too late?

(Art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)

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