October 8, 2021

Walt Disney World vs. Universal: September 2021 Trip Report, Day Two- Our Epcot Experience

After our busy morning and afternoon at Disney's Hollywood Studios, I am now going to transition to our evening at Epcot. Be forewarned, my thoughts are blunt, sometimes a bit sentimental, and the rest of this trip report is quite lengthy. Read on at your own risk.

Having "finished" our must-do attractions at the Studios park and not being all that interested in the evening show, we took off for Epcot shortly after our time at Oga's Cantina and then a Mickey ice cream barVia the short walk out followed by a ride on the Disney Skyliner, it was so easy with no one in line. Riding the Skyliner was one of this trips personal must-do, and I was not disappointed. (Trip planning note: If you're choosing the Caribbean Beach Resort for this transportation, ask for the Aruba bank of rooms. They sit right between this resort and the Riviera. The absolute perfect location to explore both resorts easily as well as hop a ride to your park of choice.)

Was there enough airflow?
Probably- if we didn't have to wear masks.

We absolutely loved the smooth ride and the views... aside from the exposed backstage areas of the France expansion in World Showcase. (I guess I just can't turn off the Imagineer in me!) It would have taken very little to hide and/or lightly theme the backside of it all. Again, the Walt Disney Company management under Bob Chapek is forgetting the idea of total immersion that Walt never forgot. Not once, not ever. That said, Robert Iger did seem to forget that with Avatar/Pandora, and Michael Eisner before him with Expedition Everest, so what do I know? 

Goodbye to the EPCOT Center I once knew and loved. 

Entering through the International Gateway into Epcot, I was just as excited as I was to get on the Skyliner to go there. I love this park! Or at least it used to be my favorite of the four Florida parks. No longer. It is now at the bottom of the list. This trip and our two evenings there are the cause of this drastic and sad re-evaluation. Will it move back up in the rankings in the future? Who knows? It was telling that in the planning with our son for this trip, Epcot was never our first park of the day choice.

I have long been a major Epcot fan since my first visit in early 1983. There are probably more articles on this blog about it, more pieces of concept art, and more speculation about its future than any other park, in Florida or otherwise. Perhaps even Disneyland itself.

(Here are just a vey, very small sampling of the many articles on the Insights and Sounds blog about this once great park, in chronological order:
Each one is worth a read and includes lots of concept art, some history about the park, and the right way to strengthen the vision and execution of the park's vision. My previous trip reports also tell the story but in different form.)

At opening, EPCOT Center was a compelling masterpiece of art, and technology, history and the future, what was and what could be. Without a Mouse in sight, it worked well as a complement to the Magic Kingdom, yet it had a captivating magic all its own. After several years of investment and some wonderful additions (Horizons, Wonders of Life, Norway and Morocco), it was sadly left to coast for decades, leaving it vulnerable to unfortunate change by misguided leadership.

Epcot is just gorgeous at night!

Back to our evening in the park. First things first: Those huge barges for Harmonious are horrible, and yes, they completely ruin the views across World Showcase Lagoon. It is like the 10 car pile up on the freeway that you can't take your eyes off of. Regardless of the quality of the evening show, there's no excuse for their construction. It's a disgrace. As the humble but beautiful photographer Julia Ormond says to media mogul Harrison Ford in the movie Sabrina, "More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more." The same should have been said about the barges and all the now permanent festival booths added during the construction of "new" Epcot. They all litter the landscape. Loud, in your face, and garish, they do not belong. It's not just me who has noticed the most successful parts of this park's transformation are when the Imagineers go back to the original theme park designs.

Unfortunately, Remy's Ratatouille Adventure and the expansion area of France were not available to us. Trust me, I tried to get in. The great cast members guarding the entrance to the area were very kind, understanding and informative but politely firm. Reluctantly, we moved on. The attraction based on my favorite Pixar film would have to wait for another time and maybe even, another place. (I wanted to ride it and write a piece on "Mouse vs. Rat"- ie Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway vs. Remy's Ratatouille Adventure- but I guess that will have to wait.)

Wading through the massive crowds present for the FoodWine Festival, we left France after the disappointing news. Soarin' Around the World was a ten minute wait, so we took off bypassing the U.K. and Canada pavilions for sometime later in the evening. My son hadn't seen the newer show as his last visit to Walt Disney World was 2006 as a teenager. Tastes change. He liked it somewhat better than the original California focused version but only because of the variety of nations and places represented. However, I could tell by the look on his face, this Epcot headliner was not on his future list of must-do attractions. This did not bode well for him enjoying the park and how long he wished to be in it. But, true to form throughout the trip, he took our tastes into consideration, was gracious about his comments, and stayed until we were ready to leave.

By now, we all were hungry and needing a break. Leaving Soarin', we stopped on the way and checked out the Land's Garden Grill, but it was booked solid. I wasn't sure, honestly, if I was in the mood for a character meal or would even want to pay for it. (Should you eat there? Check out my review in the Dine or Ditch series.) I have many fond memories of dining there in the park's early years. For now, that's all this place would represent.

A pattern was forming. During this trip, our dining experiences at the more expensive restaurants were all great choices and provided the kind of break we really wanted- a time to talk and savor the experiences of the World. Yet, even in the planning stages of this and the last few trips to Disney, I couldn't pull the trigger to book Garden Grill. When the elegance of dining in the original rotating restaurant was altered by rubber head characters, I lost a considerable amount of interest in it. Am I alone in this? Sometimes, you just don't want "All Disney All the Time". We continued searching to find just the right place to stop and eat. It took much longer than expected.

Figment is dragged out every time Disney needs to make a buck-
but will he ever get an attraction even half as good as Journey into Imagination?

Here is where my downgraded ranking of the park began in full. 

When the Disney news sources revealed what was to come, I had scoured the approved plans in detail, choosing to ignore the obvious. Now in person, it wasn't possible to do so: This once great park is now focused on the cash cow it is festival after festival after festival. The new permanent booths scattered throughout it made that truth very obvious. Are these boxes sleek and new? Yes, they are, both in World Showcase and in the new Future World neighborhoods. (The sad, new Disney Imagineering buzz phrase for lands with minimal cohesive elements. See California Adventure's Pixar Pier for another awful example of this type of "theming"). Do these booths serve a function? Yes.  Do they also destroy any sense of beauty and peace and eliminate some wonderful views? Yes, absolutely! 

How long will it be until this park turns into one giant food court? Or worse- a row of food stalls with a generic state fair look, each one competing for attention with the ones around it?

Forgive the disappointed snark, but I hope Imagineer Zach Ridley and his team had no choice in the matter. As someone who says he loves Epcot, there can be no other reason for this decision- or many other ones. But I suppose this man has a job to do, and I'm sure it is one he wants to keep. It seems every Imagineer must one day kneel in front of the newest king and submit if he or she wants to remain employed. Makes me think of master Imagineer Joe Rohde and his "excitement" for Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission BREAKOUT! on the West Coast. 

A dramatic presentation for ambitious but misdirected plans.

Back to our first night at Epcot. With no luck in securing a reservation at The Land, we walked through the maze of construction walls and festival boxes and eventually ended up at the Epcot Experience (ie. the Odyssey building) for some pretty good ribs. Again, three different versions of the meat were ordered and shared. I love hot spicy foods, and my choice, the Mango Habanero version of the ribs, quickly brought tears to my eyes. Good flavor, decent price, easy, open, and air conditioned seating. While my wife and son finished their meals, I walked next door to see the circular presentation on the future of my once favorite Florida park. It certainly was... colorful!

Yes, Epcot needs a great coaster to bring in the crowds, but the first "other-world" pavilion is not the way to do it. Put Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy in the Studios park. Calling the neighborhood World Discovery doesn't make it any better a fit. I'm positive this was one non-negotiable for the new vision. 

Isn't it time to dust off plans for Mt. Fuji for Japan or the Swiss pavilion and its Matterhorn or even something totally brand new? World Showcase could use a highly themed coaster as well. As promised on opening day, many more international locations were supposed to happen, but when is the last time the suits held to the promise? The park needs at least one brand new country added to the lineup. Brazil? India? Greece? Thailand? But not Wakanda! Now with Xandar coming, that door has been opened. Give me anything that represents a real country in the real world. Please give it a real attraction to go along with the entertainment, shops, and expensive dining.

The future of Epcot represented by one photo.
It's a character world after all!

Test Track was available for a 40 minute wait, but we only needed 20. It was still a thrill, although any kind of social distancing was next to impossible. The cast members were torn between "filling in all the available space" and trying to maintain a sense of concern for potential health related issues. (Disney reminded everyone to put on a mask indoors. This was very consistent. In contrast, it was left to personal choice at Universal where no one said a word. Make your own conclusions.)

Next up was Mission: Space, and we took a ride on the mild version with our son taking another more extreme trip immediately following. Both queues were almost empty, attesting to the lack of popularity for an attraction once considered for Tomorrowland at Disneyland. It's an "OK" attraction, but even at its initial opening up until today, it is not worth a long wait. With nothing else to do on this side of the park aside from eating and drinking, it was back to the land of mazes to reach Spaceship Earth. Then, it would be onto World Showcase for the rest of the evening.

Will this survive the re-Imagineering of the park's icon?

It's not just the new plans that discourage me regarding the future for this place, it is the lack of upkeep and care given to what once were the best and brightest attractions. There were so many Audio-Animatronic figures inoperable in Spaceship Earth that it was easier to count which ones were in working order. The same goes for all the effects. Is this management's plan so that the approval rating can be lowered as an excuse to update it with screens instead? What about the current show for the paying customer? Does that even matter anymore? I was disgusted, and this bad show was just one more item to make my son wonder what I saw in this park in the first place.

The endless maze of construction walls made navigation difficult and unpleasant. In some areas, it was just very dark as well. Everywhere in Future World it was more of the same. You'd think park management would make sure that there was some payoff by either keeping things in tip top shape, offering some entertainment in the area, or some peeks into the future to keep us interested in the progress.  

There was a very lengthy, entirely full queue for the newly opened Club Cool. No thank you. The bright shiny new Creations Shop was worth a look, and we did go inside. It was very well done! Really, it was. However, it is pretty sad when one of the strongest and most successful enhancements to the park is a store. Just a simple, big box retail location. How telling! I was reminded of California Adventure 1.0 when Paul Pressler's vision for terrific shopping and expensive dining meant the attractions were lacking. Where would I find the elegant EPCOT Center of old? The news was no better elsewhere. 

We did not wander into The Seas with Nemo. My son had no interest in a "C Ticket" dark ride or wandering around a giant aquarium that needed something, almost anything. The area around Imagination looked horrible. The pavilion needed a good cleaning and paint job! The water gardens seemed ignored, and for the first time ever, we did not visit the pavilion. After seeing the park's iconic entrance attraction in such a sad state, I did not want to see Figment in his misadventure. 

An average photo for a beautiful pavilion.

It was actually a relief to move on and hit the walkway in Canada. This felt normal, and I wasn't drawn to looking at the barge disaster in the lagoon because the sun had set, and the original well designed buildings of this area put on a spectacular but suitably subtle show. The art of Imagineering at work. The Rose & Crown Pub in the U.K. seemed particularly lively and yet charming. For a split second, this felt like the Epcot I knew and loved. Earlier in our planning, we had a late afternoon reservation there, but we gave it up for something very different as we would be at Raglan Road just a few days before. That decision to change our plans turned our wonderfully!

France was still as crowded if not more so than when we first came in. Between those trying to get into Ratatouille and those wanting gelato, an affordable meal from the always excellent Les Halles Boulangerie, or to just explore the back streets, you could not get through the original space or even close to Impressions de France. Festival booths were also to blame. Further exploration and a chance to see this glorious film would have to wait for another opportunity.

Oddly, Morocco was empty and quiet, eerily so. Spice Road Table had three parties on the patio. Three. The rest of the pavilion and its shops and food stands lacked energy or even open doors, and park visitors seemed to be somewhere else. Interesting. What will Disney do there? Morocco is a beautiful place worth exploring, but even after all these years, it remains relatively undiscovered by guests. 

Peace out!

Walking into Mitsukoshi Department Store in the Japan showcase was very strange. It was truly the first time I realized the international cast members had been replaced by Americans from all over our country. The pearl counter was closed, the merchandise selection was minimal in comparison to the past, and the all around general feel was different. 

The cast at Mitsukoshi has been known for its gracious and quiet and efficient service. Their replacements were helpful and attentive, but they were also not Japanese. Frankly, this small change in ambience was a bit startling and indicative of what measures the park had to take to stay open. Will the international cast members return? I hope so. They add charm, warmth, and a chance to interact with people from around the world. During our last trip, two international cast members here single handedly made the trip experience a positive one for our grandson. Check it out. It's a very sweet story!

Wandering out the back of the sprawling store and into the castle, it was so quiet and peaceful like days of old. Katsura Grill was just around the corner. If you've read the blog for any amount of time, you know that sneaking away for even a moment up on that hidden patio is one of my favorite old school Epcot activities. It did not disappoint. Even our son remarked how far removed it felt from everything else. It's moments like these that make me love the second Disney park in Florida. But these quiet moments of exploration are all too quickly disappearing. 

It took some careful planning to not get the barges in the photo!

Sampling the wares from the new Italian gelato location, I happily strolled the place soaking up more quiet atmosphere. The pizzeria in the back had warm, lovely lighting, and for a split second, it felt like we were back in Venice as I later turned and saw the classic striped poles in the water. When you forget you are in a theme park, well, that my friends, is the power of great Imagineering. When was the last time you forgot you were in a theme park?

We didn't have to see the American Adventure to know we were close. We could smell it! The new Regal Eagle restaurant and its outdoor smoker made sure we knew we had arrived. So did the Rock and Roll band that played covers from the decades- including a red hot take on Led Zeppelin. It was loud, loud, loud. And I like my music loud. With the bright white strobes and other stage lighting, it was almost hard to believe I was at Disney. 

Continuing our grand circle tour, we passed Germany and the Outpost and headed toward China, Norway, and Mexico. Walking and taking in the sights is one of the joys of World Showcase, but I found it was very difficult as it was hard to get a good view of the lagoon. It seemed there was one booth after another blocking so many views that used to be there. And booths taking up places to sit. Double-wide strollers and the overwhelmingly large number of scooters added to the frustration. Benches were few and far between. Liquor was widely and easily available, though. Maybe after this trip, my thoughts on the Food and Wine Festival have changed for good.

Score one win for Zach and his team. The new entrance is beautiful!

The showing of Epcot Forever was happening in about an hour, but we just couldn't do it. We racked up over 13 miles of walking on our first full day, and we were exhausted after getting up so early to secure our Rise of the Resistance Boarding Group. (No Disney Genie needed!) Deciding to head out, we stopped and bought two treats to sample: a lemonade with Blackberry Bourbon (delicious!) and a small almond tart of some sort (good but not great). Once we hit Future World, I was dismayed to realize we had to continue through the maze of walls to get out.

I stopped to take in the views of a revitalized entrance plaza. It was gorgeous. And it was so close to what was there at opening. Certainly a win for the Imagineering team. I walked out saddened by what we discovered here, knowing the Epcot I loved was gone forever. There would be one more visit to this park to experience some old favorites. Would I be left hopeful? The answer had to wait as tomorrow was our day at Animal Kingdom.

(Photographs copyright Mark Taft.)

October 7, 2021

The Future of Epcot in One Photograph

Am I right or what? Come back tomorrow for my trip report on our first day at my once favorite Florida park, Epcot.


(Photograph copyright Mark Taft.)

October 6, 2021

Walt Disney World vs. Universal: September 2021 Trip Report, Day One- Rise of the Resistance and More

Like most guests to Walt Disney World in the last year, Hollywood Studios' Rise of the Resistance was our number one priority of all Disney park attractions. In order to play the boarding group game and win, we got up extra early to be ready for that 7:00am opening of the attraction lottery. We did it- Boarding Group #13. (And we did even better getting it on our second visit! Here's how to conquer the Boarding Group game. It works the same way with Remy's Ratatouille Adventure as well.) 

It took much more than pixie dust to get this boarding group!
Follow the link above and see how we did it.

Once we were all ready to go, we walked to the main area and stopped at our resort's snack stand, Goods Food to Go, for a quick jolt of java - decent but not great- and a brief look around the resort prior to getting that early bus to one very busy park. I was surprised that even at 8:00am, the air was already quite muggy. Denver, this is not. 

For the record, Old Key West is a lovely resort. The rooms are quite large, the common areas are low key, and overall, it seems to be an undiscovered Disney resort. But beware, it is huge. The bus service between complexes is good, but if you choose to walk, be prepared. We had to make a quick stop at the temporary lobby so that our son could link his personal credit card to his Magic Band. The cast member was friendly and efficient. In contrast to our Magical Express experience, it is exactly what you'd expect from a world class resort. 

Taking the time to walk from our DVC room
gave us this gorgeous view.

Back when it opened in 1989 as the Disney-MGM Studios, our young family was there just about a week later. We've seen so many changes over the years. (Here's a 30 year retrospective of the park with my personal photos and more as I recount its history.) Our favorite attraction back then was The Great Movie Ride, an epic and innovative attraction bringing guests into classic movies of multiples genres. Sadly, this is now replaced by Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway. The newer attraction was my personal choice for second place in what I just had to ride. I love those new cartoons. They're fresh, fun, and irreverent while full of references to classic Disney park attractions. 

How would the new ride compare to its predecessor? Would I be disappointed? Well...no, and yes. Keep reading.

The Studios park is really delightful to look at! There's so much detail everywhere you look. Now that the big old Sorcerer's Apprentice hat has been removed, the view down the street to the reproduction of Grauman's Chinese Theater evokes all the charm and wonder that a Disney theme park should. The Imagineers of old and their direct descendants knew how to design places that scream for us theme park geeks to stop and take a photo or 100! And I did! (Why is it when the Imagineers go back to the original designs, the parks are better for it?)

On the left side as you enter the park...

... and the view on the right side.
You can see where the Imagineers who worked
on California Adventure 2.0 got some inspiration.

While we were waiting for the official opening time, I walked up and down the boulevard photographing the original buildings that remain from the opening of the park. It is really the soundstages and false backdrops seen on the Studio Tram Tour that have disappeared. The recreation of Hollywood in its heyday remains intact. These areas have plenty of charm and a nice reassuring, nostalgic warmth that's missing from modern Disney at large. In the other lands here, it's a mixed bag which along with the majority of blockbuster attractions found only on one side ultimately gives this park a split personality.

Every trip I take a photo of Gertie.
What is it about this lumbering green dino?

Directed by cast members to go around the Echo Lake side, we had to stop and queue to enter the home of the park's must-do latest hit. I soaked in the views of old familiar places now redone. Anyone reading remember Monster Sound Stage? It's now home to a "new" cartoon of Mickey and Minnie, Vacation Fun. Even the building is painted to match his main color scheme- and it looks pretty good!

Once the park officially opened, we had some time to walk around Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge aka Batuu aka Black Spire Outpost. In fact, we were able to almost walk right on Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run without a wait. 
 
I just like this early morning photo!

Here in Florida, it seems as if this land has a bit more energy and sense of place than at Disneyland. I'm not sure why. But this I can say, with the natural light different than in California and the positioning of the land and its slightly different color scheme, it just feels more alive. Not as sterile, grey, and cold. 

This day seemed dedicated to deluxe Star Wars activities as we had late afternoon reservations at Oga's Cantina and a light saber building reservation. When I was booking these appointments on line, I thought it would be good to lump them all together in one day just in case we saw everything we wanted in the Studios. That strategy actually worked out very well. (Planning tip- unless your main priority is to ride Ratatouille, make Epcot your second park hopping location for the day. The park is huge and most certainly the last one to close due to capacity. The downside with park hopping is the inconsistentcy in the feel of your day as you jump from one place to another.)

Smuggler's Run was fun, but if truth be told as we'd find out awhile later, it was the original Star Wars attraction that was a blast and far superior of the two similar attractions! Star Tours still has it- and even better, it was a walk on. The random sequencing of scenes made it a must do twice, and each trip, we came off the ride with a smile on our faces.

Really like this, but where are all the other
galactic citizens that we're supposed to see?

A really nice clear morning.
The blues of the spires really stand out in Florida.

It was finally time to cash in our Boarding Group pass for the one we'd all been waiting for. Walking back to the rather barren side of the land, the atmosphere all made sense once I explained to my wife that the Imagineers thought it best to have the First Order in charge of the busy town while the somewhat hidden rebel base hiding on the opposite side. That said, a few spires of rock in front of the entrance would have conveyed a bit of mystery to its location versus being out in the open. If you're going to go full bore with a theme, go all the way.

Armchair Imagineering aside, the very first ride on any new major "E Ticket" is a thrill, and I certainly had that same rush walking the queue. It was a balancing act between trying to take it all in, grab some photos, and not be a burden to others in line behind me.

Of course, I'd seen the spoiler videos. I can't resist those, especially since it takes quite an investment to visit the parks and is a luxury trip. But let me say that video viewing does not come close to giving the thrill of riding it in person. No comparison. You've truly got to see it to believe it. Really.

The big bad in his lead role!

The multiple preshows and the simulator ride set the stage for the final escape from our capture. The cast members stayed true to character without exception. Most all the effects seemed to be working, but the big "Wow!" moment for me was entering the room with the very large AT-ATs. As designed, from this point, the ride really rocks, taking it up one step at a time until the exciting conclusion. Admittedly, I didn't cry at the conclusion of this epic adventure, but I did get a little misty eyed. When the Imagineers are at the top of their game, well, the end result is epic.

Confession here: I'm not a big Star Wars fan. I can't remember most of the new character names or plot lines, and it doesn't matter to me. Nor should it matter much to riders. Regardless, Rise of the Resistance ranked as the top attraction we experienced this trip. From all three of us. (If you're reading and concerned about the thrill element, don't be. If you can ride Star Tours, you can ride this.)

Was Rise of the Resistance worth getting up very early for and trying to snag a limited spot? Absolutely! Should guests have to do that for any Disney park ride? Definitely not. This is vacation, but working within Disney's modern constraints, it often feels too much like work.

Stopped for a quick bite at Ronto Roasters as we hadn't had breakfast yet. The place continues to be a pretty fair value for a good, quick, and tasty meal. The other options seemed to be colored popcorn and a soda or a tumbler of blue or green milk. Neither seemed the right choice at 10:00am. For this and many other reasons, an expansion for Batuu has to happen and soon.

Seeing so many people waiting for a place to sit, it was hard not to feel rushed. The idea of relaxing over a bite is not possible if you're at all considerate of others. Mobile ordering is not a friend here or anywhere else in the World. This style of service leaves large crowds waiting for food and then for a table with some frustration for all. There's got to be a better way. 

Leaving Batuu, we entered the land of Woody and Buzz, taking in the lengthiest queue of the day to ride Slinky Dog Dash. The 40 minute wait went by fairly fast as we were still high on Rise and had much to talk about. Our son agreed the bare bones, lightly themed attraction had more zip and thrill than he expected. By now, the crowds were thick, the temperature was rising, and there was no shade to be found. We'd do Toy Story Mania later just before leaving the park.

OOOH- there's shade about a quarter mile away!

What were the Imagineers thinking when they designed a sure to be popular land without an adequate amount of covering in a park that is saturated with hot Florida sun? There's also a lack of indoor quick service type food options. I'm sure the barbecue restaurant planned will help that, but here's to expecting another expensive meal option.

"Nothing Can Stop Us Now".

Nice 20K tribute!

Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway is the kind of charming, old school attraction that this park desperately needed. With a song that's hard to get out of your head, this replacement for The Great Movie Ride brings the family together without having to choose whether to please adults or kids. 

A little extra construction would have made more sense.

Walt Disney himself would have been very, very, pleased. It is a solid "E Ticket" attraction of old embracing all the latest technology with its own very effective queue surprise. Yet, without a doubt, the attraction is in the absolutely wrong location. Mickey's should be anchoring its own land. The charm and strength of Disneyland is there because few shortcuts are taken. The extra time and effort and expense to give this family friendly crowd pleaser its own building while updating The Great Movie Ride would have been the wisest long term solution. In fact, it would have been a clean and honest representation of where the Disney Company currently gets its biggest popular franchises- buying other people's successful intellectual properties. 

The original Disney drop ride is still the best!

Two days later, and this was wrapped up for refurbishment.

While my wife is not a fan of extreme thrills in theme parks, she graciously rode both Twilight Zone Tower of Terror and with some major coaxing, Rock 'N' Rollercoaster. She did this for our son. I was so proud of her! No one had to coax my son or I to ride, although I probably wouldn't do them back to back again with little to no wait. 

The original Tower and its story and technology remains my favorite. I have yet to ride Tokyo Disneysea's incarnation. Disney California Adventure's Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission BREAKOUT! is lively, but I still favor the original drop tower for many reasons. It is this park's Haunted Mansion, with superb execution of its theme from any way you look at it.

Even after all these years, the high speed cruise with Aerosmith ranks towards the top of my Hollywood Studios attractions. It's still smooth, fast, and one I would ride over and over again if I could. Just a blast!

An expensive keepsake and an impressive but rather short show.

As I said earlier, this day was our Star Wars day, and after the 1:00pm rush for Boarding Groups (in case we couldn't get one at 7:00am), we booked a 1:45pm reservation for my son to build his light saber. My wife was a good sport as always and let me experience this with him. It was a slow process from checking in to show time. Again, next to no shade in the waiting area or elsewhere, hence the abundance of plain, unthemed, afterthought, umbrellas both here and at Disneyland. What is it about this? Is Batuu a desert planet?

Back to the light saber build. Once inside, the cast member telling the saga was just excellent (seen in the photo above), but the in room special effects of a simple well designed lighting package seemed like a let down for the overall price of $200+. A surprise appearance of Yoda would not have been all that difficult to pull off, and it certainly would have been a crowd pleaser. And made the price more worth it. These extras were what once set Disney apart- or at least used to. (Universal is giving their guests some extras in service, experience, and design detail, so Disney has some new competition in this area, but we'll get to that soon enough later on in this trip report.)


C3PO rocks the universe!

RX-24, or Rex, rocks the cantina.

This was my third attempt in the last few years - made on each coast-  to get into Oga's Cantina. As the old saying goes, third time's the charm. We arrived exactly 10 minutes before our 4:45pm reservation- again, no shade. When our name was finally called, we received a very curt "45 minute maximum visit" reminder before we were ushered in. I'm sorry, but we are paying their salaries, and it certainly wouldn't have hurt to be treated with a bit more courtesy and respect when dishing out a good amount of money for three (very good) drinks and one bowl of "Batuu Bits". 

In preparation for the Epcot's Food and Wine Festival, we all agreed to order different dishes or drinks and share. This way, we'd be able to taste many different items. We did this at Raglan Road and continued on throughout the trip. 

Our time in the cantina- almost exactly 45 minutes, thank you very much- was a welcome respite from the sun and its scorching heat. The time of air conditioning, a place to sit and talk in a unique environment that is distinctly Disney, and the quality of the food and drinks perked us up. Our server was excellent- funny, charming, knowledgeable and totally in character without being over the top. The bill- and our tip- reflected our experience. 

Will we do it again? Not unless we were with someone who hadn't and wanted to. It's fun, but it is not that special for the price.

Quite good but a one and done experience.

The new Disney means having to pay a premium (in cash or time or both) to get the fullest themed experience in the parks. Very elitist! Want to eat inside that beautiful building at the end of Main Street (The Crystal Palace)? Pay for a premium priced character meal. See a Star Wars cantina? Pay a lot of money for drinks and plan months in advance to reserve a spot. Same goes for limited seating inside the Polynesian Village Resort's exotic Trader Sams Grog Grotto. Join a team to build a light saber? Pay to build one and bring only one guest with you. (Why should a kid have to choose between parents?) Want some decent shade and air conditioning? Better get ready to fork out the dough for a sit down restaurant. These are Bob Chapek's theme parks- and unfortunately, we Disney park fans had better get used to it. If Bob really did visit Walt Disney World every year with his family, he certainly walked away learning the wrong lessons.

The Skyliner was just what we wanted.
Riding it was a breeze!

We ended our visit to the park with a Mickey bar but had to walk to the Echo Lake area of the park to get away from the massive crowds. Sitting at a table with an umbrella, we discussed what was next. Should we stay in the park for dinner and then even later for the nighttime show? No. The dining options were not what we were looking for, and the fireworks and light show seemed unappealing. After considering Disney Springs but discovering the places we really wanted to eat at were already booked solid, the Food & Wine Festival won us over for an evening at Epcot.

Park hopping certainly has its pros and cons. When visiting Hollywood Studios, it can be a plus... aside from the fact you currently have to wait until 2:00pm in order to do so- and there's not nearly enough to do at the Studios even in its fully operative state.

In reality, Disney's Hollywood Studios has a relatively small roster of attractions. The theater shows are old and tired, and there is little on the other side of the park to draw people in and disperse the crowds that gather in Galaxy's Edge and Toy Story Land. The park needs "C Ticket" dark rides to even out the mix and give guests a greater variety of attractions for their families. Even with five new rides in the last two years and one new Cars themed show with an Audio-Animatronic Lightning McQueen, savvy longtime guests can tell this park has been neglected for decades. I'm afraid COVID and its effects will only further delay any additional growth. 

I was planning to end this post with a transition to our evening at Epcot and our time there. But as I wrote, I realized it really needed to be its own separate piece. It's part trip report, critique of the state of the expansion and its plans, and partially a love letter of sorts to the park I once knew and loved. Stay tuned.

(Photographs copyright Mark Taft.)

October 4, 2021

Toontown is FUN!

As I continue writing my trip report for hopefully publishing this week, I ran across this very bright and beautiful poster for Tokyo Disneyland's Toontown. With all the changes coming to Disneyland's version good and questionable, (Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway and Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin, respectively), this poster reminded me that more than anything, this land is FUN! Glad to see the addition of Disney's Hollywood Studios latest attraction is coming to the West Coast!

(Art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)

 

October 2, 2021

Why Isn't This 50th Anniversary Art Plastered Everywhere on Disney Merchandise?

Until I publish the next post about our September trip to Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando, here's a little post that brings lots of questions for me. Why wasn't this piece of art used everywhere to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Walt Disney World

It's got it all! (Is the Tron Light Cycle a hint that maybe the opening will happen in 2022?) I would have scooped up tons of items with this artwork- especially a Starbucks "You are Here" coffee mug! LOVE the Epcot portion (of course), but this blanket is just one classy item. More please.

October 1, 2021

Walt Disney World vs. Universal: September 2021 Trip Report, First Night- The Calm Before the 50th Anniversary Storm

It was a trip of firsts and lasts, but mostly, it was a vacation where a die hard Disney Imagineering fan discovered the surprises awaiting at the  Universal Orlando Resort. Not that Walt Disney World didn't have its own secrets to be revealed, but as you'll see, we were not altogether prepared for what we found.

We had six days for six parks, one day for each. For the very first time, Universal took up a full one third of our Florida trip, and all I'll say now is, Disney better get it together. More on that later. 

GREAT way to start our vacation!

Our youngest son invited us to journey with him to see "his" parks, meaning Universal. He hadn't visited Orlando in four years, and it had been almost 15 years since his last visit to Walt Disney World. Of course, we jumped at the chance to go with him! In the back of my mind, I wondered what he would think of Disney World in contrast to Universal, and in comparing experiencing Disney as a teen versus Disney as an adult.

Seeing the lakes of Central Florida always brings a smile!

With only four days at Disney and two days at Universal, time was at a premium. Off to the airport we went, beginning with our traditional stop at Caribou Coffee. Thanks to another long flight delay by Frontier (why do I keep flying them?), we started our vacation in Florida later than we had planned. That was ok, we thought, I'd scheduled our dinner reservation in plenty of time to still explore Disney Springs before eating.

Unfortunately, the Mouse did not perform as expected.

This later arrival in Orlando made our first encounter with Disney service all the more frustrating. The Company has clearly given up on Magical Express, and using it was a horrible first introduction to this Walt Disney World vacation with our youngest son. The service both on the ground and on the bus was slow, cast members seemed disinterested, and our ultimate arrival to the Old Key West resort was unnecessarily much, much, later than it should have been. 

The resort had the Florida vibe we wanted, but as we'd soon discover, the lobby was closed due to renovation and the boat service to Disney Springs was not operating. That was something we greatly missed. There is something special about being on the water at Walt Disney World that makes it a richer and different resort experience than visiting Disneyland. So, although we were disappointed once again, we waited for the resort bus.

Fortunately, the resort bus to a very busy Saturday night crowd at Disney Springs came quickly. Hopping off, the crowds were thick but friendly, and there was a real buzz of excitement in the air. Such a far cry from the dying days of Pleasure Island. May it Rest In Peace.

The lengthy arrival delay meant that our planned two plus hours of exploration before dinner were now wasted. I was not happy, but I made a decision to roll with it and not let it ruin the night. I was in good company everywhere I looked. People in all stages and ages of life were out having a good time and getting along wonderfully. The COVID stressed world could learn something from theme park fans.

Live music! An ongoing delight.

Beginning with the disaster of our Magical Express trip, we eventually arrived one hour late for our reservations at Raglan Road. Well, we still needed that round of drinks and a great appetizer to start our trip and let a week of fun begin. The alcohol was pricey but a good choice. Our son's whiskey flight brought a smile, and my gin something or other was just what the doctor ordered. My wife found her drink to be good as well. But she's already a pretty relaxed person. 

Our appetizer of choice could not have been better! Even the odd Irish name of Pull the Boxty did not deter us from ordering this absolutely satisfying and unique dish- pulled ham hock on a crispy potato cake topped with carmelized onions and a cheese sauce. Perfectly cooked and presented. We would have licked the plate if we could. In fact, I would have ordered it for my meal had I known. It was better than my very good fish and chips!

Whiskey anyone?

All of us agreed Raglan Road was a great experience, and Disney Springs at night is not to be missed. There was do much to see, but unfortunately, our tight schedule and the Magical Express delays meant we just couldn't do it. We'd have to squeeze it in during our other days and the park visits. 

The hot live music, great service, and our delicious meal and drinks came at an equally top-notch price. Let's just say, it was by far the most expensive meal of our trip. And there was our first surprise. Disney and its associates have raised their prices quite a bit since our last visit just two years ago. Would I skipped eating at Raglan Road had I known? No, I'd still eat there as I knew my son would love it, but now, it is a one and done... unless someone else picks up the tab. 

Great food and a very cool exterior!

(For the record, I'd always pick Asian food as my first choice, but my wife and I wanted this vacation to be something our youngest son would always remember, so it had to start off great. And it did! The  photo above is from the rightly beloved Morimoto Asia. Had lunch there last trip, so I never saw this building at night!) 

Magic-less Bands.

Surprise number two was that our Magic Bands were fairly a waste of time and extra money. Package shipping to your room? Not available. This was a drag and actually cost Disney some money as we purchased much less since we had to carry it with us. As one of my wife's very favorite features and benefits from staying on the property, this was a huge disappointment. Park access worked as expected, and they made for a great group photo, but it is not an expense we will undertake again at this level of use. And no, Magic Band+ is not adding anything we care about.

A wonderful room and fine surroundings
but with diminished services. 

After a night out walking around and dining at Disney Springs, we eventually returned to our very nice and well-appointed room at Old Key West. We flopped into bed, setting the alarm for the early morning hours. Wanting to grab a boarding group for Rise of the Resistance, we decided to leave nothing to chance. That is a story for the next segment in this trip report. What a great story it is!

(Photographs copyright Mark Taft.)

The Disneyland Attraction Poster Collection

The magnificent attraction posters of Disneyland have been a fan favorite for almost seven decades! Fans also create their own, but none compare to those that are officially designed by the geniuses at Disney Imagineering

I've amassed quite a collection of them! There's a couple hanging on my wall (Disneyland's Matterhorn Bobsleds and Disneyland Paris' Pirates of the Caribbean). They are among my most loved pieces in my extensive collection of Disney park artifacts, along with my piece of original artwork for the Indiana Jones Adventure that I acquired at the attraction's opening. 

Here are the links to the posts where I share attraction posters land by land.  I have started Florida's Magic Kingdom series, but for now, enjoy the ones made for "Walt's park".

Disneyland Collection
Main Street USA
Adventureland 
Frontierland 
New Orleans Square
Critter Country
Fantasyland
Tomorrowland
Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge

(Art copyright The Walt Disney Company.)